I used to lust for Guidos before Jersey Shore. That’s one of the pros about being from Staten Island you’re surrounded by the BMW driving, lip pursing, always cursing Italian Stallions.
One time I saw this Guido dude smack his girlfriend in the Mall. I was forever attracted.
The original Guidos that existed when I was in high school always had my panties wet. Not these fist pumping pussy dudes.

I don’t care if you judge me.
And I don’t care if this post makes any sense.