I’m going through my old yahoo mail from 2008 and 2009 and I came across this gem. This probably was the happiest time in my life. I was stripping, waking up in random New York apartments and most of all I was still in cahoots with that douche that abandoned me and changed my mental health forever. How about some applause for my 18th and 19th years of life!  I also found a picture of my old sugar daddy. He kinda looked like a taller yummier version of Anderson Cooper. I miss the good ‘ol days.