December 2010
Happy Holidays!
I love all you bitches :)
That time when your teacher moved your seat closer...
but little does she know when she turns around you look at your best friend like:
Watchskylor:
Ya’ll know I’m in love, right? RIGHT. He might be 17, but his ASS is 18.
When I'm drunk,
I dance around like this in the mirror.
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Things that are under-appreciated:
wamiv:
sunsets
clouds
candles
open windows (both at home and in car)
dressing nicely
sweet gestures towards friends
having conversations (about ideas)
laying on the grass
laying on floor
petting animals
all first-world conveniences
hugging everyone you love
reminding them that you love them
finding people that feel what you feel
collecting things
beaches, lakes, parks, and other...
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The fuck I'm sad for ?!
I Love being drunk.
Cheers to the freaking weekend.
This day two of me in my house (that I share with my boyfriend) alone. Day two of me drinking so fucking much that I reach my maximum drunkness and automatically become sober. This is day two of me regretting not shaking my ass on every bar across the seven continents. Honestly, I’m just complaining but who gives a fuck. I’m a drunk that sits here and drinks, because I’m too much...
Early Morning Chats With Christian
Greta: I think every woman should have an Emergency Hoe Kit in their purse. Condoms, an extra pair of panties and some baby wipes. What else?
Christian: Some emergency lipstick and some mouthwash.
Greta: Right. So your mouth doesn't smell like dick semen in the morning.
Why can't I make a living by staying home and...
Watchextrafirmhold:
(via anniepants / pocketmonsterd) This is how we should ALL dance IRL.
YES.
If I were a celebrity.
I would date nobody’s. I would go to the supermarket, Home Depot, ihop, wherever and find me a shortie with a hourly job and a Honda and make him feel worth it. then send them on their way to make other people feel worthy. Other celebrities already have it all. I need a challenge.
Pissed.
I’m outta vodka. I just paid all the bills. I’m broke. I knew I shoulda bought vodka first. Fuck responsibility.
I hate being jealous.
But right now I can give no fucks and I will burn the fucking world down and go live on the fucking moon. fuck that shittt. That lucky bitch. uuuggghhhh I hate himmmmm.
SO, I just looked at my work schedule for next...
This is my SECOND week off from work and I have NO days for next week. Uhm. I thought I was full time. Bitches be trippin.
