I miss this me.
January 27th, 2012
Some old pictures of me.
Tonight
I am gonna turn on a buncha techno music, drink rum, and dance the fuck around by myself like its fucking 1998.
January 24th, 2012
Gossip - Are You That Somebody
I was just put on to this band two days ago, Now I have their whole discography in my music library.
BUT.
Watch them cover Aaliyah’s Are You That Somebody.
Please respect my privacy while I put this on repeat and lay on the floor convulsing in tears.
January 22nd, 2012
Marlon Teixeira.
I’m just gonna leave this right here.
I finally got some pics of my new car. She was out playing in the snow yesterday! :)
Yes, It’s a Kia.
Yes, It’s faster than your car.
And Yes, you can get punched in your face because my car is fucking cute.
January 20th, 2012
I drew this fine man’s penis too skinny :(
January 14th, 2012
1/14/2012
New Car Smell !
January 12th, 2012
I’m in those wretched pajama pants again
I feel like Diddy in these fucking pants..just the dance yo just the dance
January 11th, 2012
Total Deductions: 338.61
That’s how much those bastards took out of my paycheck. DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THE FREAKING THINGS I COULD COLLECTIVELY BUY WITH THREE HUNDRED THIRTY EIGHT DOLLARS AND SIXTY ONE FUCKING CENTS?! DO YOU?! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.
- FOOD
- FOOD
- VODKA
- WINE
- PIZZA
- FOOD
- GAS
- CAR PAYMENT
- FOOD
- WHISKEY
- FOOD
- NETFLIX PAYMENT
- DORITOS
- CHINESE FOOD
- VODKA
- TACO BELL
So unless the government is gonna give me some motherfucking coupons, I am pissed all the way off. Fuck Taxes. It’s not like that shit is helping me anyway. Fuck Taxes.
January 9th, 2012
1/9/2012
My cat trying to get into the fridge.
January 8th, 2012
Hey Joe,
let’s have dinner.
like that one time.
Let’s take a walk
like in February.
Let me play in you hair
I want to pretend you’re mine.
One last time.
Like the last time.
January 7th, 2012
me tonight after I drank this wine.
(Source: 19ninetytwo, via queencameltoe)
January 5th, 2012
me.
(Source: dabaddestbitch, via kylechristian)
